If we're truly going to be friends, you need to know something about me. Are you paying attention, because this is really really important. Ok...I'm part elf. No, don't laugh. I'm dead serious. I FREAKING LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
Yes, the bolded, all-caps words and seven exclamation points are completely necessary. I am that one weirdo who sees Christmas decor up in July and gasps with joy. For real. In fact, my husband used to hear that gasp and freak out because it sounds awfully similar to what a mini-stroke would sound like or something. However, around our second year of marriage he realized it's just my "Christmas gasp". He now can identify it without even looking at me. He hears it whenever i see something Christmas-y, or heck even when I see some strategically placed red and green. Especially if it's for the first time in that particular year. I have to force myself not to play Christmas music all year round. And when I'm having a super sucky day, not gonna lie, sometimes I play Christmas music or pop in a Christmas movie because it transforms my soul.
When Matt and I were talking about getting engaged, I had a serious heart-to-heart with him about my Elvish qualities. I mean Meagan's Christmas Season starts at 12:01am on the day after Thanksgiving and goes until 12:01am New Year's Day. That's a solid 1/12th of our life together. Forever. He had to be "ok" (re: feign excitement) with my multitude of Yuletide rules.
-Nothing but Christmas music is to be played in the car/house/etc during Meagan's Christmas Season.
-No less than 800 lights on any Christmas tree in our house-all of which MUST be real trees. Non of that plastic, pre-lit crap.
-All Christmas movies owned must be watched at least once during Meagan's Christmas Season. Except Christmas Vacation, which should be watched a minimum of four times, or once per week.
-When possible, we must cut our own tree down. If not possible because of scheduling conflicts resulting in a possible shortening of Meagan's Christmas Season (not an option) said partner must help stand up, spread out and arrange as many trees as it takes to find the perfect one. Even if it's 30 trees later and Meagan and said partner end up selecting the first tree that she thought she liked best, but needed complete surety.
-There must be Christmas themed dates during Meagan's Christmas Season. The more, the merrier.
-All gifts exchanged must be wrapped, which does not count until there are ribbons, bows and a tag on every package.
-Meagan and said partner must purchase Christmas pajamas for one another to don whilst unwrapping aforementioned Christmas gifts.
You get the idea...
I know. I know. Some of you-although I cannot imagine this being true-don't like Christmas. *shudder* Or you like it the normal amount. It's ok. I can still accept what I don't understand. I just needed to come clean so that you understand to be my friend, you have to accept this about me. You can do it. Just think of it as a precious quirk.
All of that being said, guess what makes even the stingiest of Scrooges have an amazing holiday season??? Stunning, sexy boudoir images of the person they love. Promise. Cross my heart. There is nothing he'd enjoy getting more for Christmas. Just think of the possibilities! You could print out 25 images and give them to him as a countdown to Christmas day. Or surprise him on Christmas Eve while your finishing up the presents for the kids. Or wrap up an album and stick it in his stocking. Talk about a sexy stocking stuffer!
Space is limited and filling up fast, so don't wait to get on the calendar for your boudoir session. Let's make sure this is a Christmas he'll remember for years to come.